For when your workouts are unhinged and your coping mechanisms are stylish.
These skull-splattered shorts weren’t made for peace and quiet - they were made for war cries, chaos reps, and blacklight therapy. Featuring a chaotic swirl of neon skulls mid-scream, this drop laughs in the face of fear... and maybe sanity, too.
Built from moisture-wicking, four-way stretch material so your mind can spiral and your legs can still squat.
FEATURES:
91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (good for your soul and the planet)
2.5" inseam for max leg freedom
Mesh side pockets for your rage and your phone
Elastic waistband with drawstring so you don’t lose your mind or your shorts
UPF50+ - because madness still burns
💡 Warning: may cause uncontrollable lifting, dark laughter, and gym envy.
📏 Not sure about sizing? Click here to view our size guide.
For when your workouts are unhinged and your coping mechanisms are stylish.
These skull-splattered shorts weren’t made for peace and quiet - they were made for war cries, chaos reps, and blacklight therapy. Featuring a chaotic swirl of neon skulls mid-scream, this drop laughs in the face of fear... and maybe sanity, too.
Built from moisture-wicking, four-way stretch material so your mind can spiral and your legs can still squat.
FEATURES:
91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex (good for your soul and the planet)
2.5" inseam for max leg freedom
Mesh side pockets for your rage and your phone
Elastic waistband with drawstring so you don’t lose your mind or your shorts
UPF50+ - because madness still burns
💡 Warning: may cause uncontrollable lifting, dark laughter, and gym envy.
📏 Not sure about sizing? Click here to view our size guide.
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